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Kenya Campus Life

It's only in Campus where you can sleep at anytime, wake up at anytime. Eat at anytime. Have sex anytime you want. Have time to watch football, time to play games. Kulewa wakati unataka. Free WiFi. Uneza soma wakati unataka alafu kama hutaki kufanya mtihani unaachana nayo. Basically you are a CEO. Unafika uku njee mashida zinakuamsha 4.30am like nonsense. Unajaribu kuwa Dj ata mabeshte zako hawataki kusikia mixxes zako. Unajaribu usanii msee anakusanya guitar🎸😂 . Alafu ngoma zako zina hit to kwa single room yako pekee. Unajoin dance group unaanguka unavunjika kiuono. Unaachana na dancing juu unaona ukikosa familia. Unamua unajiita meeting una discus life yako pekee. Unaandika CV, mungu anakuonekania unaitwa interview wanakuuliza kama uko na experience na content ya 12 years. Na hio wakati experience yenye uko nayo ni kutingisha kikombe ya KEG alafu Content ni 40% ya alcohol. Unaenda interviews kadhaa unaangukia job. Pale job wewe ndiye unatumika kama duster. Actually unatumika k

Fruit of Devolution for Makueni People

Kivutha Has Really Tried !!! In Makueni , He's Brought About . Free Health Care, Fruits Processing Plants, Milk Processing Plant, Dug Hundreds Of Boreholes,, Improved Security, Raised The Youths Funds To 140 Millions,,, In Kitui, Ngilu Has, Brought Free Health Care For All, Provided Free, Tractors For Ploughing, Free Ndengu Seeds, Free fertilizers,, Raised up the Youths Funds.

William Ruto Corruption Saga

If there is one person who has done well under Jubilee, it’s William Ruto. The guy pocketed a cool Ksh 20 billions through his AoN insurance when teachers, police officers, and other government employees were forced to join AoN. He pocketed another cool Kshs 15 billions from cars he leased to NTSA. Those in the know also say that the astute business man from Sugoi is earning close to Ksh 60 million every months from from the Jubilee government as payments for the cost of insuring all government vehicles. Waiguru once told us that the greatest beneficiary from NYS funds was Ruto. Experts disagree on the amount of money the hustler from Sugoi harvested from the scandal, with liberal experts putting the figures close to Kshs 7 billions. Ruto is also known to have made close to Kshs 8 billions from the Last Mile electricity connection program and the the kenya Somalia border where he was the sole supplier of cement poles and cement. To cap what is publicly known as his sources of reven

UHURU PUNCTURED RUTO BUSINESS

William Ruto been running NTSA cartel , he bought 315 Peugeot cars and Toyota pickups supplied ntsa where each car fetched 8000 daily despite ntsa fueling them , Toyota pickup each fetching 15000. William was making a cool 8,000,000 million monthly . Nice business minus workforce and any expenditure , cartel government .. UHURU yesterday destroyed it like moi destroyed castle brewery of Njenga karume when he dared joke around . Next it's that 68billion tender of kenyapower , why Kenya power eint giving cement producing companies tender to make concrete poles its missery , the cement companies were the lowest bidders but Ruto who buys cement from them and was the highest bidder won the multi billion tender , time ya kutapika imefika , installing new DCI and director of prosecution to deal na him .. We allowed you to loot we knew when to get back to you .. Legacy time

A Cute Letter from a newly married girl to her mother.

Dear mom, Like every normal girl, I was excited about marriage right from my childhood days. I never thought beyond the time that I would spend happily with my prince charming. But today when I am married, I realize that marriage is not all roses. It’s not just about being with your beloved and having a gala time. There is so much more to it. It comes with its own share of responsibilities, duties, sacrifices and compromises. I can’t wake up anytime I want to. I am expected to be up and ready before everyone else in the family. I can’t laze around in my pyjamas(Lower) throughout the day. I am expected to be presentable every time. I can’t just go out anytime I want to. I am expected to be sensitive to the needs of the family. I just can’t hit the bed anytime I want to. I am expected to be active and around the family. I can’t expect to be treated like a princess but am supposed to take care of everyone else in the family. And then I think to myself, ‘why did I get married at all?’ I

Fear and Men's

She got late at office that day and she had to go home alone. She started walking towards the auto stand But it was too late, she had to wait for an auto. She felt like someone was following her, she turned back and 'Bhoo' he said. She got scared and he laughed out loud. Her office colleague it was. "I'm here because I can't let you walk alone towards the auto stand and don't worry I'll be with you till you get an auto. You are my responsibility" he said. After ten minutes of wait, An auto came but no passenger was in there. She knew that this could probably be the last auto to pass by. She looked in an uncomfortable manner At the auto driver. "Don't worry sister, I'll drop you at your home safely. You are my responsibility" the auto driver said. She sat in. Her home was in a dark lane, she had to walk almost five minutes in the lane to reach her home. She entered the lane and a mid-aged man was smoking and looking at he

Beautiful story with an outstanding message!

Put a frog in a vessel of water and start heating the water. As the temperature of the water rises, the frog is able to adjust its body temperature accordingly. The frog keeps on adjusting with increase in temperature... Just when the water is about to reach boiling point, the frog is not able to adjust anymore... At that point the frog decides to jump out... The frog tries to jump but is unable to do so, because it has lost all its strength in adjusting with the rising water temperature... Very soon the frog dies. What killed the frog? Many of us would say the boiling water... But the truth is what killed the frog was its own inability to decide when it had to jump out. We all need to adjust with people and situations, but we need to be sure when we need to adjust and when we need to confront/face. There are times when we need to face the situation and take the appropriate action... If we allow people to exploit us physically, mentally, emotionally or financially, they w

DID YOU KNOW ??

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1. Life fact: The past cannot be changed, forgotten, edited, or erased. It can only be accepted. 2. When it’s after 2am, just go to sleep. The decisions you make after 2am are always the wrong decisions. 3. Great things happen when you distance yourself from all the negative people. 4. If you live in a household with two parents who are happy together you no idea how fortunate you are. 5. Love your parents. We are so busy growing up, we often forget they are also growing old. 6. Generally, a single text from the right person can instantly relieve stress and improve your mood. 7. It's painful to say goodbye to someone you don't want to let go, but more painful to ask someone to stay when you know they want to leave.

Eleven Best Ever Hints for Life.

1. It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return. But what is more painful is to love someone and never find the courage to let that person know how you feel. 2. A sad thing in life is when you meet someone who means a lot to you, only to find out in the end that it was never meant to be and you just have to let go. 3. The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a porch swing with, never say a word, and then walk away feeling like it was the best conversation you’ve ever had. 4. It’s true that we don’t know what we’ve got until we lose it, but it’s also true that we don’t know what we’ve been missing until it arrives. 5. It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone — but it takes a lifetime to forget someone. 6. Don’t go for looks, they can deceive. Don’t go for wealth, even that fades away. Go for someone who makes you smile because it takes only a smile to make a dark day seem bright. 7. Dream what you want to

People Profile  The Sakuye of Kenya

Population:  14,000  Religion: Islam and Traditional =================== NARRATIVE PROFILE Location: The Sakuye live in northeastern Kenya, near the Ethiopian border.  Dabel is their traditional ceremonial site.  Their name comes from an old name for Marsabit, Saaku.  The group of Rendille who moved north from Marsabit were called Saakuye by the Borana. History:  The Sakuye are a small, semi-nomadic group of pastoralists.  They were a group of the proto-Somali peoples who separated from the Rendille.  One group called the Sakuye Miigo came from the Garre people.  One group of the related Gabbra are also called Miigo.  The Sakuye now speak the Borana Oromo language and share same Oromo clan identities with other Borana-speaking peoples. Following Kenya's independence, nearly all of their livestock died due to the Shifta war in 1963 between the Somalis and the Kenya government.  The Sakuye were caught in the middle and most Sakuye became destitute.  Some were able to rebuild t